The Democratic Republic of Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Anuicalican Council with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.001 billion Eastern Cenland Anuicalicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox Anui City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Cenland Anuicalican economy, worth 872 trillion calicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,336 calicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others, one can wake up in Eastern Cenland Anuicalica and have breakfast in Bigtopia, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Cenland Anuicalica's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is ranked 284,954^th in the world and 5,221^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.36 flags saluted per person per day.